Jason Fucking Segel - My ex-boyfriend looks so much like Jason Segel it’s scary. Truth be told, our relationship was pretty bland but I stuck it out longer than I normally would because I could totally pretend that I was banging Jason Segel when we were getting freakaayy. It sounds a lot less pathetic in my head than it does when I type it out….

"My ex-boyfriend looks so much like Jason Segel it's scary. Truth be told, our relationship was pretty bland but I stuck it out longer than I normally would because I could totally pretend that I was banging Jason Segel when we were getting freakaayy. It sounds a lot less pathetic in my head than it does when I type it out...." by Anonymous

Haha. We are all a little pathetic, right? Sometimes it makes it a lot easier to deal with when you attach Jason’s name to the story. Around here it makes most things better. Hence, me not being judgmental to your story.