Why should you love Jason Segel? Reason #10.
His great story-telling ability.
There truly aren’t many actors, let alone people, that actually keep my attention and genuinely make me laugh. He doesn’t try too hard, and that’s a breathe of fresh air. It’s more like he’s always just sitting around with friends sharing stories of his past. And sometimes, if we are lucky, he’s extremely high.
Why should you love Jason Segel? Reason #9.
The many faces of Segel.
Why Should You Love Jason Segel? Reason #8.
He says “like”, like, every other sentence, just like a sophomore girl in high school. But it’s not annoying. Because he’s Jason fucking Segel for fucks sake. He’s super fucking famous.
Why should you love Jason Segel? Reason #7.
Because he’s the fucking master. It’s even stated in a highly successful movie.
And just in case you don’t agree,
Why should you love Jason Segel? Reason #6. //Submitted by eli-manning.
This was soo well written, and if people don’t understand our love for him after reading this, I don’t know what will.
Why should you love Jason Segel? Reason #5.
All That Dick Talk
Interviewer: There’s one moment in the first nude scene where, if I recall, you’re kind of shimmying back and forth and as I learned it’s called the “East-West.” But in that “East-West” moment, you are waist-up shown only, because I imagine there can be no “floppage” and still get an “R” rating?
Jason: No, no. As long as it is completely flaccid, it is still an “R” rating, which there’s an interesting side-note [to that]. It was very important professionally that it remain completely flaccid… But it was very important to me personally that it not be completely flaccid, you know what I mean? It was a fine line. You want to be, like, 8% aroused. So you think about, in a situation like that, the hottest girl from high school and then you start to get aroused… And then you remember that she would never date you. And it just keeps it right at that right level.
Why should you love Jason Segel? Reason #4.
Moves like that are almost impossible replicate. Dude goes hard.
I will be getting your submissions out as soon as I can.
Time. There’s never enough of it. Unless you are waiting to get off work. Then it drags like Tommy Lee’s dick.
Love you all and thanks for all the submissions so far. Keep ‘em coming!
-r2sweettooth “Enough said.”
And just because it is “R” rated. Even though most of us have seen it anyways…
moments are fleeting. live in them.
